[weezer]

A grouchy man from New York and his wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While at a restaurant, he was abusing a waiter, when suddenly he had a stroke and died on the spot.

The undertaker told the wife: “You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”

The wife thought about it and told him she would have her husband shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

The wife replied: “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

[mrkredo]